A Yogi Bear Teaser Trailer That You Will Hate
I was wrong… I was wrong… I was wrong.
Remember yesterday, when I was slightly optimistic that perhaps YOGI BEAR wouldn\’t suck as badly as the rest of those cartoons that were ruined in their translation to the big screen? Remember when I was suckered into feelings of hope, all because of the cuteness of one little teaser poster?
Well, I do… and I’m here to tell you that every positive thing I had to say about YOGI BEAR maybe turning out right was absolutely, completely and totally 100% wrong. I only needed 1 minute and 37 seconds to know it for sure.
The firs teaser trailer for YOGI BEAR has been released, and, if this doesn’t look like a giant steaming pile of monkey shit, flies and all, then I must be confused as to what a giant steaming pile of monkey shit is. This looks horrendous, and Dan Akyroyd should be ashamed that not only is his name attached to this pretty prominently, but they asked him to put his face on it, too… and he agreed. No wonder Bill Murray is so reluctant to get involved with GHOSTBUSTERS 3. If Dan Aykroyd has reduced himself to making films like this, then there’s no telling how low he’ll sink.
You want to know what’s contributing to our youth getting seemingly more stupid with each passing day? I’ll tell you who’s to blame. YOGI BEAR, that’s who, and all the rest of the geniuses who believe that it’s a good idea to take some of these classic cartoons and absolutely destroy them with lame jokes, bad slapstick, and terrible CGI.
1 minute and 37 seconds shouldn’t be enough time for me to want to look around for something sharp to jam into my eye in order to make it stop. But it was. It was also a good thing that I couldn’t find anything to do the trick before it was too late, because the pause button worked just fine. However, if you want to put yourself through the punishment, be my guest. I’d recommend clearing your viewing area of any pens, pencils, scissors, or objects of the like, because YOGI BEAR is not worth slitting your wrists over… no matter how badly this teaser makes you want to end it all.
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