Let’s Send Some Bounty Hunters Off To See Jonah Hex
Who wants to see some JONAH HEX? Clearly a lot of you do, because The Kidd received quite a number of entries from people trying to get into this advance screening. In fact, some of you made it just under the wire with the amount of passes I had available, so a few of you can count yourselves extremely lucky that you find your name on the list, because it really was that close. Of course then there are the others who couldn’t follow directions on what was required of their entries, including people who just send in e-mails asking for passes without having done a damn thing. Well, that’s not how we operate here… never has been, and never will be. You get what you get, because you earn it ’round these parts. And I haven’t even mentioned the people asking for 3 or 4 tickets, which is more than the 1 or 2 I clearly explained you were eligible for. That means you were hoping to take 6 or 8 people in total to the show. That’s just greedy. Needless to say, your hope for more than your fair share resulted in you getting the best number of tickets you could have ever asked for – ZERO.
Since Jonah Hex is a bounty hunter, all I wanted to know was, if you were a bounty hunter, too, what would your cool-ass bounty hunter name be? It really was that simple… so simple, people still screwed it up. But then there are those of you who didn’t screw themselves, who took a moment, two moments, a couple of minutes, and came up with some clever, something creative, something mean, and something fierce as their bounty-hunting alter-ego, and those are the names you’ll find listed here.
So, without further adieu, let’s get down to business…
The top 3 entries were picked, because they’re the most awesome of the bunch, and, even though in the past, I’ve had to waver back and forth as to who made this elite cut, this time there was no such indecision. These 3 entries were clearly the best of the best, and it shows. So congratulations to these top 3 winners, who’ll be moseying on into JONAH HEX with a JONAH HEX prize pack. Well done, partners.
- Andres Cruz (+3) - Crotch Kicker McGee
- Crystal Luna (+3) - Ivanna Kilya
- Xavier Nicolas (+3) - Vigilante the Gun-Slinging Hellbound Duck Hunter from Across the Stream
I told you. Awesome.
As displayed along with their names is the number of guests they’re allowed to bring along with them. You’ll find a similar number next to your name, based on the number of passes you asked for. Once again, this number doesn’t reflect the number of passes you’ll be receiving, but the number of people that can join you for the screening. All set…? Any questions…? Good. I didn’t want to hear them anyway.
Now let’s get on with the rest of the winners:
- Love Banatty (+3) - K-Heartless
- Thomas Bruckner (+3) - Bishop Blood
- Miguel Cheung (+3) - Big Mig
- Brian Engracio (+3) - Baby Back Bitch Killer
- Marc Ferman (+3) - Basher “The Bounty” Bronson
- Angela Gamero (+3) - The Black Widow
- David Garcia (+3) - The Punisher
- Armando Guerrero (+3) - Cannonball Taylor
- Jonathan Harrity (+3) - Death Enforcer
- Mauricio Hawkings (+3) - Soul Snatcher
- Brandon Howell (+3) - El Mariachi
- Riley Hufsey (+3) - Crusher Joe Steel
- Pedro Izquierdo (+3) - The Undertaker
- Walfrido Mena (+3) - Bossman The Bounty Hunter
- Chris Norfolk (+3) - Got-Ya-Bitch
- Lilian Perez (+3) - The Commissioner
- David Rios (+1) - The Irreverent Collector
- Ashley Rodriguez (+1) - Bane “Bam Bam” Rampage the Bounty Huntress
- Danica Sierra (+3) - Dame Jeruss
- Doris Torres (+3) - Mad Man Mendosa
- Tonie Williams (+3) - Dragg Bacque
- Bill Wilson (+1) - Anthony The Clamp
That’s it. That’s the list.
If you made it, good for you. Congratulations. And for being one of the Kiddos in the crowd on this particular night, The Kidd has some JONAH HEX coolness for you as well, which you’ll receive when you pick up your tickets on Wednesday, June 16, at the Regal South Beach Cinemas.
Here are your pick-up instructions:
The Kidd will be inside the box office entrance to the Regal South Beach Cinemas on the first floor starting at 6:20 p.m., all the way until 6:50. Show me your photo ID, so I can verify that you are who you say that you are, and you’ll claim your winnings. All passes must be picked up by the name we have on our list, and passes are non-transferable. NO SUBSTITUTES!!! Also, once the clock ticks 6:50, I’m gone, and so are your passes… so be there early and on-time, or you’re going to be without a ticket into the show. You have a 1/2-hour window to pick up your tickets, so don’t be late.
In addition, if your name is on our list, we expect you to pick up your passes. We want to make sure we have as many Kiddos in that packed house as possible, and your entry into this contest told us that you were absolutely, positively sure that you could make it. We expect you to make it. However, The Kidd understands that sometimes things come up last minute – an accident, your car won’t start, someone got sick, the dog ate your homework, etc. Hey, it happens. Therefore, if you no-show, your name will be added to The Kidd’s watch list, and a second no-show will have you banned from contests/giveaways and ineligible to win prizes on InfamousKidd.com. So, keep that in mind…
Remember… just because you have won passes does not mean you have won seats, as the screening is first-come, first-served. The show starts at 7:30 p.m., so the earlier you show up to grab your prize, the better off you’ll be. Just know that The Kidd doesn’t control the door, so it isn’t up to me who gets in and who doesn’t at that point. I’ll get you in the line, but when you show up is really going to determine if that means you get inside the theatre. You might even want to have your friends get in line and stay there, while you pick up the passes. Show up early, as this will be a packed house, and it’s very likely that people may be turned away at the door who don’t get in. You don’t want to be one of those people. So I cannot stress enough for you to get there early, because, as you can see, we’re packing as many of our readers into that theatre as possible, and I absolutely would love for all of you to be inside once the projector starts rolling.
Great job once again. If you sound like you can be a pro wrestler or a superhero (which many of you ripped existing characters off as it is, which is perfectly okay), then you sound like you can be a bounty hunter, and our list reflects that. I’ll be seeing you next week, so wait with anticipation until then.
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