Madonna Needs No More Kids
What is with these celebrities just running out and adopting kids from all over the place these days? Now we already know that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been scooping up orphan children like they’re trying to collect all the flavors at this point, but Madonna…? Really…? How many kids does Madonna really need? She already has 2 kids from who knows how many different marriages, and she also adopted one kid from Malawi a couple of years ago. But that just wasn’t enough, and Madonna’s been on the quest to add another to her 
flock, as she continues her quest to form her very own country – Madonnavania. Well, it looks like some are trying to put the kibosh on this entire scenario. After all, would you want Skeletor raising an entire army of children, to storm Castle Greyskull? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
The new kid Madonna has her creepily muscled arms grasping for is a 4-year-old girl whose mother is dead. Her father is believed to be alive somewhere, but he has little contact with his daughter. However, several different advocacy groups are calling for the child to be raised in the community, especially with there being some semblance of family mixed somewhere in there. Also, many believe that her request for adoption is being fast-tracked, because she’s Madonna, and, if she wanted to, she could destroy Malawi just with the money she made on the U.K. single sales of “True Blue.” Madonna strongly believes she is doing the right things and following all the rules in her desire to rip this child from her community, so she can live a life of Kabbalah bracelets and those boob tassels from years ago.
Now, I don’t know when foreign adopted kids became the new purse puppies for some of these celebrities, but The Kidd doesn’t like it one bit. There are plenty of children in need of good homes here in the United States, yet none of them are ever selected. Why? Because our celebrities might have to wait, and won’t have them home with them within 72 hours? Because they can’t use their money and fame to speed up the process in their favor? They would rather go overseas and 
give opportunities to children taken from existing families and communities rather than those looking for the same chances here at home. Isn’t that basically adoption outsourcing?
Madonna really needs no more kids. Neither do Brangelina or the Octo-Mom. This whole deal with people seeing how many kids they can possibly handle has got to stop, because it’s getting out of hand. Besides, are there no other qualified applicants for adoption than Madonna? If not, that’s a pretty sorry fuckin’ list they’re working with. If The Kidd was running the show, I’m pretty sure someone who’s fucked both Dennis Rodman and Vanilla Ice in the same lifetime would be automatically disqualified. I wouldn’t even let that person adopt a friggin’ highway, let alone a human life. I don’t know what’s happened to Madonna, but this only adds to the craziness. I remember the days when I used to actually find Madonna attractive and thought about doing her. If I thought about having sex with Madonna now, I’m pretty sure my penis would just walk away and quit. After all, would your wang want you to think about having sex with Skeletor before he storms Castle Greyskull? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
And, if that baby mama drama wasn’t enough for you, The Kidd’s got more. In the latest issue of Vanity Fair, Tom Brady’s wife and model Gisele Bundchen claims 
someone else’s child as her own. “I understand he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else deliver him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.” Now, I don’t want to be stereotypical by saying that models are stupid… but models are stupid.
The last time I checked a biology textbook, and tell me if I’m wrong here… the fact that a baby came out of another woman’s vagina actually makes it her baby. And, if she is raising it and taking care of it and active in its life, then that REALLY makes it her baby. Otherwise, we could just call dibs on anyone being our kid… in which case, I call Megan Fox, because she’s been bad, and needs a spanking.
Now, this has all the makings of a catfight and paternity tests, so I’ll get Maury Povich on the phone, but really everyone involved will just come out of this looking like a loser… everyone, except the kid… he’s the real winner in all of this. Breast fed from either Giselle Bundchen or Bridget Moynahan? Talk about being born with a horseshoe up your ass. I wonder how Tom Brady got it into the womb like that.
Finally, let’s wrap with some big movie news, as it looks like the rumors surrounding “Ghostbusters 3″ are the real deal. A 3rd Ghostbusters film is in development right now, with all the original principles waiting to make this happen. Harold 
Ramis recently spoke with MTV, where he promised that Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd would be a part of the project. “we’re al going to be in it in different kinds of roles,” Ramis said. “We’re going to be the sage mentors. There are going to be young Ghostbusters.” Right now, Ramis is waiting on a first draft of the script, which is being written by Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky, two writer/producers on “The Office,” who also wrote Ramis’ new movie “Year One.” “Gene and Lee, both of whom I mentored, are now writing the new ‘Ghostbusters,’” Ramis added. “I’m consulting with them, as is Dan Aykroyd and Ivan Reitman,” who directed the original. I am curious to see who is added to the cast as the next generation of Ghostbusters. The Kidd is also interested to see if Sigourney Weaver gets dusted off to be a part of things, fresh off her rejection of being in the upcoming Ghostbusters video game. Either way, I always had a bad taste left in my mouth from the “Ghostbusters” franchise, with the evil painting, slime river, and walking Statue of Liberty and all. The Kidd only hopes that with the major players of the original deeply involved, we can get a quality flick to round out the never-planned trilogy. But, with this confirmation, let the new round of rumors begin. Who ya gonna call your new Ghostbusters?
Until tomorrow…
Have a pleasant immediate future.
Peace.
