Pass The Salt To See The New Angelina Jolie Flick

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The Kidd loves himself a good spy movie. It’s right up there with a good Western, a good action movie, a good horror movie… okay, as you can tell, I love good movies period. But a good spy movie is hard to pull off. You can run the risk of being too confusing or being too similar to everything else… but, if you’ve got Angelina Jolie in your spy movie, as far as I’m concerned, you’re taking a step in the right direction.

And that brings us to SALT, the new Angelina Jolie flick, where she plays a CIA agent accused of being a Russian spy, who sets out to clear her name and prove that she is who she says she is… or is she? Well, you can wait until July 23 to find out for sure… or you can join The Kidd for an advance screening, courtesy of Columbia Pictures, on Tuesday, July 20, at the AMC Sunset Place 24 in South Miami to get some answers. I think you can figure out for yourself, which of those appears to be the far better option.

The Kidd has 30 Admit-2 passes to award for this film, and you’re going to have to be a bit on the creative side to send one (for you and a guest) your way.

Here’s how it’s going to work. Angelina Jolie’s character’s name is Evelyn Salt, a covert operative for the United States. Your job is to come up with your own name for a covert-op CIA agent for the United States, whose name is also condiment-based.

That’s right… all I want you to do is create a spy name using condiments. The first name can be a condiment, or the last name can be a condiment, but not both. So, choose wisely, and get creative, because the 30 best entries are going to see SALT with The Kidd.

Oh, and I don’t need anything more than a first, last, and, if you feel like it’s absolutely necessary, middle name. No back story. No additional comments. No pleading for passes. Those entries will be sent to the trash bin. Your entry will live or die solely on the name you come up with.

E-mail your entries to Contests@InfamousKidd.com with the following subject line exactly:

PLEASE PASS THE SALT

If you don’t have that subject line exactly, then you don’t have an entry. So cut and paste it, if you must, and be sure you have it perfectly, in all CAPS, or your entry will never even reach us. There’s a specific reason for the subject line needing to be exact, so, if you can’t even follow our first simple instruction than you are done before you ever really got going.

Next, be sure to include your name. This is a MUST. If your entry has no name, it doesn’t exist. I can’t give prizes to people with no name. I also don’t search for names or hunt for names, so, if your name isn’t clearly visible on your entry, then you’re out. Your name must be in the body of your e-mail. If it’s anywhere else, that’s too bad for you.

The deadline for this contest is Friday, July 16, at 5:00 p.m. Winners will be posted on the site later that day. One entry per person per e-mail per name. Therefore, multiple or duplicate entries from duplicate or similar names will be disqualified, as we are able to see the names attached to the accounts you are sending your entries from. And, if you forget a piece of information and try to send it in later, that counts as a multiple, so get it right the first time. After all, I’m not writing these instructions up for my health.

Also, if you cannot attend this screening, do not enter. If you can’t get a babysitter, don’t enter. If you can’t get out of work early enough, don’t enter. If you have class, homework, chores, prior engagements, or previous commitments that would prevent you from attending this screening, do not enter… unless, of course, you’re comfortable with your name sitting on the Watch List, one step away from being ineligible to enter and win any further screening passes. Therefore, enter at your own risk.

All decisions and rulings are those of The Kidd’s, and my word is final.

Good luck to you all. I’m really curious to see what some of you come up with.

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