Ready To F With The Wrong Mexican? It’s Time For You To See Machete
The Kidd is well aware of what it is that you want and what it is that you’ve been waiting, and I’ve got it for you.
It’s time to see MACHETE.
20th Century Fox has given The Kidd the chance to bring some of you along for an advance screening of MACHETE on Wednesday night, September 1, at 9:00 p.m., at the Cobb Dolphin 19 Cinemas at Dolphin Mall in Miami, and trust me… you are going to want to take me up on this offer. I have seen the flick, and without ruining or spoiling anything for you, let me just tell you this… it is everything you think it is.
You’re going to have to get creative, really creative, if you want to find yourself with passes (good for you and a guest) for MACHETE… but in doing so, you get to make your own dream come true – to make the most awesome movie you could ever imagine.
As we all know, this full-length version of MACHETE was born as one of the fake trailers in-between features for GRINDHOUSE. It was accompanied with WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE S.S., DON’T, THANKSGIVING, and, for some, HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN. Therefore, your task at hand is to make the best Grindhouse-style B-movie your brain can put together. I want to know the title, who’s in it, and what it’s about – title, cast, and synopsis is what’s needed, and if you’re among the best of these yet-to-be-made exploitation films, The Kidd has your hook-up for MACHETE.
E-mail your entries to Contests@InfamousKidd.com with the following subject line exactly:
COMING SOON
If you don’t have that subject line exactly, then you don’t have an entry. So cut and paste it, if you must, and be sure you have it perfectly, in all CAPS, or your entry will never even reach us. There’s a specific reason for the subject line needing to be exact, so, if you can’t even follow our first simple instruction than you are done before you ever really got going.
Next, be sure to include your name. This is a MUST. If your entry has no name, it doesn’t exist. I can’t give prizes to people with no name. I also don’t search for names or hunt for names, so, if your name isn’t clearly visible on your entry, then you’re out. Your name must be in the body of your e-mail. If it’s anywhere else, that’s too bad for you.
The deadline for this contest is Friday, August 27, at 5:00 p.m. EST. Winners will be notified via e-mail and also posted on the site that same afternoon. One entry per person per e-mail per name. Therefore, multiple or duplicate entries from duplicate or similar names will be disqualified, as we are able to see the names attached to the accounts you are sending your entries from. And, if you forget a piece of information and try to send it in later, that counts as a multiple, so get it right the first time. After all, I’m not writing these instructions up for my health.
Also, if you cannot attend this screening, do not enter. If you can’t get a babysitter, don’t enter. If you can’t get out of work early enough, don’t enter. If you have class, homework, chores, prior engagements, or previous commitments that would prevent you from attending this screening, do not enter… unless, of course, you’re comfortable being ineligible to enter and win any further screening passes. Therefore, enter at your own risk.
All decisions and rulings are those of The Kidd’s, and my word is final.
You’re about to F with the wrong Mexican, but only if you come through with something that is worthy of being mentioned in the same breath as MACHETE.
Get those creative juices flowing. Good luck.
