billy2 Staff Hometown: Parts Unknown

Likes: People who are passionate about what they love, knives that can cut through tin cans or boots, the Electric Slide, imported beer, the wisdom of Yoda, Jell-O, karaoke

Dislikes: Pickles, popped collars, the overuse of “epic” or “fail” or “FTW,” reggaeton, drama queens, high fives, people who wait until they get to the front of the line before they decide what to order, anyone who buys a vowel on Wheel of Fortune, slow drivers in the fast lane

Favorite Movies: The original Star Wars Trilogy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, the Back to the Future trilogy, Die Hard, The Matrix, Spider-Man 2, Superman II, The Dark Knight, The Wizard of Oz, Jaws, Step Brothers, Heat, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill (Volume 1 & 2), Inglorious Basterds, Grindhouse, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Office Space, Idiocracy, Dumb & Dumber, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Spaceballs, The Goonies, National Lampoon’s Animal House, Pretty In Pink, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Say Anything, Coming To America, Scream, The Blair Witch Project, Paranormal Activity, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Karate Kid, The Poseidon Adventure, King Kong, Boogie Nights, Requiem For A Dream, Forrest Gump, The Sandlot, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, WALL-E, Falling Down, E.T., True Romance, The Truman Show

Least Favorite Movies: Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Twilight, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, Remember Me, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Guilty Pleasure Movies: Saving Silverman, Weekend at Bernie’s, UHF, PCU, Undercover Brother, License to Drive, Mannequin, Can’t Buy Me Love, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Over The Top

Catchphrase: “Don’t just be famous… Be INFAMOUS.”

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raven mccoy staff pic 2 StaffHometown: Silver Spring, Maryland and Boca Raton, FL

Likes: Dancing in the middle of traffic, music that makes me feel like I’m 14, tattoos of mustaches (particularly on one’s index finger), Boston Irish accents, toucans, labbits, the term “ragamuffin,” wonton soup

Dislikes: Vanilla-scented anything, people who smack their gum, clogged drains, cooking with oil, kids who curse at their parents, elevators with no air conditioning

Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Gone in 60 Seconds, Superbad, The Royal Tenanbaums, Ocean’s 11, Fight Club, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Ocean’s Eleven, Catch Me If You Can, Sleepers, Donnie Darko, The Fifth Element, Zoolander, Coming to America, True Lies, Mission: Impossible, Kick Ass, Dogma, Gattaca, Blue Streak, The Devil’s Advocate, Face/Off, Sin City, The Matrix, Se7en, Cool Runnings, The Boondock Saints, Constantine, Running Scared, The Departed, Lucky Number Slevin, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Best in Show, American Beauty, Spaceballs, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Inglorious Basterds, Amores Perros, Away We Go, Pan’s Labyrinth

Guilty Pleasure Movies: Bring It On, Drumline, Mars Attacks!, White Chicks, You Got Served, B*A*P*S, Malibu’s Most Wanted

Favorite Books: Lullaby, Survivor, Fight Club, Ego Trip’s Big Book of Racism, Sleepers, The Harry Potter Series, The Godfather, Q and A

Catchphrase: “Catch up.”

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jon doe staff pic 2 StaffHometown: Miami (Kendall), FL

Likes: Pop music, Pokémon, music, sarcasm, driving fast on the highway, the state of New Jersey, kickball, video editing, Burberry, witty jokes, beer pong, cheeseburgers w/ no onions & extra pickles, Mac computers, Tamagotchis, the collegiate preppy look, iPhones, sushi, movies, Southern accents, Kanye West’s obnoxiousness, college football, all forms of air fresheners, snow (for the first 15 minutes), super hot buffalo chicken, organized confusion, Ultimate Mortal Kombat III, Linkin Park, gaming, prisoner dodgeball, ginger ale, Hannah Montana, Eminem, Insane Clown Posse

Dislikes: Clowns, paintball, potent potpourri, the texture of coconut meat, hypocrisy, phones without a touchscreen, BlackBerries, liars, cheaters, ulterior motives, PCs, people that take themselves too seriously, flip cup, professional sports, velour outfits, 305 hats, mullets on children, disorderly people, waiting, traffic

Favorite Movies: Road Trip, Superbad, Mystery Men, Forrest Gump, Independence Day, Team America: World Police, The Butterfly Effect, The Others, Chasing Amy, The Rules of Attraction, Clerks II, The Sandlot, Dogma, Mallrats, The Dark Knight, Paranormal Activity, Clerks, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Memento, Sin City, The Matrix, Ghost World, The Blind Side, Catch Me If You Can, Napoleon Dynamite, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Crash, Scream, Orange County, Twilight, El Mariachi, Inception, The Fifth Element, Trippin’, Garden State, Antitrust, Saw, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Thirteen, Aladdin, Kill Bill, The Usual Suspects, After.life, Kick-Ass, Sleepers, Ghostbusters, The Strangers, Borat, Grindhouse, Rounders, Seven

Least Favorite Movies: Saw IV, Dumb & Dumber, Zoolander, The Box, Vampires Suck, The Sandlot III, Saw III, The Tourist, Shaun Of The Dead, The Notebook, Jurassic Park III, Knowing, Scary Movie II, Night At The Museum II, Saw VI, The Human Caterpillar, Lady In The Water, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, The Village, Scary Movie III, Saw 3D, The Last Airbender, Batman & Robin, Semi-Pro, Dumb & Dumberer, Signs, Saw V, Fight Club, Night At The Roxbury, Joe Dirt, Strange Wilderness, Scary Movie IV, Night At The Museum, I,Robot, The Sandlot II, Mortal Kombat Annihilation

Guilty Pleasure Movies: He’s Just Not That Into You, John Tucker Must Die, Can’t Hardly Wait, Nurse Betty, Not Another Teen Movie, Twilight: Eclipse, Hackers, Beverly Hills Cop III, The Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl in 3D, Mortal Kombat, Dick Tracy, Carrie II: The Rage, Hannah Montana: The Movie

Quote: “All is a mystery, but he is a slave, who must struggle to penetrate the dark veil.” -Benjamin Disraeli

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Mascott Staff Pic StaffHometown: Cherry Hill, NJ

Likes: Doctor Who, Firefly, The Last 10 Minutes of St. Elsewhere, Mystery Science Theater, Sherlock Holmes, Overly Dedicated Zelda Split Timeline Theorists, Snappy Writing, Ginkgo Biloba, Bookstores that are open until 11 PM, Impromptu Road Trips, New York City, New York State, New New York, New York University, Escape from New York, How I Met Your Mother.

DislikesTime Paradoxes, Extreme Couponers, Dead Pixels, Scratched Discs, Red Rings of Death, Short Headphone Cables, Finger Grease (Touch Screen Based), Unsuccessful Bluetooth Pairing, Time Paradoxes

Favorite Movies: The Good The Bad and The Ugly, The Truman Show, Back to the Future, Dawn of the Dead, Swingers, The Muppets, Unbreakable, The Big Lebowski, Troll Hunter, Spirited Away, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, This is Spinal Tap, The Graduate, Being John Malkovich, Wristcutters, Zero Effect, Kicking and Screaming, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars, Jaws, Inception, A Serious Man, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Bladerunner, The Thing, Scott Pilgrim.

Least Favorite Movie: Showgirls

Guilty Pleasure Movies: Watchmen, My Fair Lady, Cloverfield, In the Name of the Rose

Favorite Video Games: Grand Theft Auto IV, Final Fantasy VI, Sam and Max Hit the Road, Dragon Quest IX, Professor Layton, Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II, Half-Life 2, Bioshock, Ace Combat 5, Link’s Awakening, Full Throttle, Persona 3:FES, Angry Birds, LittleSoundDJ, Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, The Secret of Monkey Island, Super Mario Galaxy

Quote: “People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.” – George Carlin

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