Hometown: Parts Unknown
Likes: People who are passionate about what they love, knives that can cut through tin cans or boots, the Electric Slide, imported beer, the wisdom of Yoda, Jell-O, karaoke
Dislikes: Pickles, popped collars, the overuse of “epic” or “fail” or “FTW,” reggaeton, drama queens, high fives, people who wait until they get to the front of the line before they decide what to order, anyone who buys a vowel on Wheel of Fortune, slow drivers in the fast lane
Favorite Movies: The original Star Wars Trilogy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, the Back to the Future trilogy, Die Hard, The Matrix, Spider-Man 2, Superman II, The Dark Knight, The Wizard of Oz, Jaws, Step Brothers, Heat, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill (Volume 1 & 2), Inglorious Basterds, Grindhouse, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Office Space, Idiocracy, Dumb & Dumber, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Spaceballs, The Goonies, National Lampoon’s Animal House, Pretty In Pink, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Say Anything, Coming To America, Scream, The Blair Witch Project, Paranormal Activity, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Karate Kid, The Poseidon Adventure, King Kong, Boogie Nights, Requiem For A Dream, Forrest Gump, The Sandlot, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, WALL-E, Falling Down, E.T., True Romance, The Truman Show
Least Favorite Movies: Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Twilight, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, Remember Me, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
Guilty Pleasure Movies: Saving Silverman, Weekend at Bernie’s, UHF, PCU, Undercover Brother, License to Drive, Mannequin, Can’t Buy Me Love, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Over The Top
Catchphrase: “Don’t just be famous… Be INFAMOUS.”
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Hometown: Silver Spring, Maryland and Boca Raton, FL
Likes: Dancing in the middle of traffic, music that makes me feel like I’m 14, tattoos of mustaches (particularly on one’s index finger), Boston Irish accents, toucans, labbits, the term “ragamuffin,” wonton soup
Dislikes: Vanilla-scented anything, people who smack their gum, clogged drains, cooking with oil, kids who curse at their parents, elevators with no air conditioning
Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Gone in 60 Seconds, Superbad, The Royal Tenanbaums, Ocean’s 11, Fight Club, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Ocean’s Eleven, Catch Me If You Can, Sleepers, Donnie Darko, The Fifth Element, Zoolander, Coming to America, True Lies, Mission: Impossible, Kick Ass, Dogma, Gattaca, Blue Streak, The Devil’s Advocate, Face/Off, Sin City, The Matrix, Se7en, Cool Runnings, The Boondock Saints, Constantine, Running Scared, The Departed, Lucky Number Slevin, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Best in Show, American Beauty, Spaceballs, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Inglorious Basterds, Amores Perros, Away We Go, Pan’s Labyrinth
Guilty Pleasure Movies: Bring It On, Drumline, Mars Attacks!, White Chicks, You Got Served, B*A*P*S, Malibu’s Most Wanted
Favorite Books: Lullaby, Survivor, Fight Club, Ego Trip’s Big Book of Racism, Sleepers, The Harry Potter Series, The Godfather, Q and A
Catchphrase: “Catch up.”
Hometown: Miami (Kendall), FL
Likes: Pop music, Pokémon, music, sarcasm, driving fast on the highway, the state of New Jersey, kickball, video editing, Burberry, witty jokes, beer pong, cheeseburgers w/ no onions & extra pickles, Mac computers, Tamagotchis, the collegiate preppy look, iPhones, sushi, movies, Southern accents, Kanye West’s obnoxiousness, college football, all forms of air fresheners, snow (for the first 15 minutes), super hot buffalo chicken, organized confusion, Ultimate Mortal Kombat III, Linkin Park, gaming, prisoner dodgeball, ginger ale, Hannah Montana, Eminem, Insane Clown Posse
Dislikes: Clowns, paintball, potent potpourri, the texture of coconut meat, hypocrisy, phones without a touchscreen, BlackBerries, liars, cheaters, ulterior motives, PCs, people that take themselves too seriously, flip cup, professional sports, velour outfits, 305 hats, mullets on children, disorderly people, waiting, traffic
Favorite Movies: Road Trip, Superbad, Mystery Men, Forrest Gump, Independence Day, Team America: World Police, The Butterfly Effect, The Others, Chasing Amy, The Rules of Attraction, Clerks II, The Sandlot, Dogma, Mallrats, The Dark Knight, Paranormal Activity, Clerks, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Memento, Sin City, The Matrix, Ghost World, The Blind Side, Catch Me If You Can, Napoleon Dynamite, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, Crash, Scream, Orange County, Twilight, El Mariachi, Inception, The Fifth Element, Trippin’, Garden State, Antitrust, Saw, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Thirteen, Aladdin, Kill Bill, The Usual Suspects, After.life, Kick-Ass, Sleepers, Ghostbusters, The Strangers, Borat, Grindhouse, Rounders, Seven
Least Favorite Movies: Saw IV, Dumb & Dumber, Zoolander, The Box, Vampires Suck, The Sandlot III, Saw III, The Tourist, Shaun Of The Dead, The Notebook, Jurassic Park III, Knowing, Scary Movie II, Night At The Museum II, Saw VI, The Human Caterpillar, Lady In The Water, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, The Village, Scary Movie III, Saw 3D, The Last Airbender, Batman & Robin, Semi-Pro, Dumb & Dumberer, Signs, Saw V, Fight Club, Night At The Roxbury, Joe Dirt, Strange Wilderness, Scary Movie IV, Night At The Museum, I,Robot, The Sandlot II, Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Guilty Pleasure Movies: He’s Just Not That Into You, John Tucker Must Die, Can’t Hardly Wait, Nurse Betty, Not Another Teen Movie, Twilight: Eclipse, Hackers, Beverly Hills Cop III, The Adventures of Sharkboy & Lavagirl in 3D, Mortal Kombat, Dick Tracy, Carrie II: The Rage, Hannah Montana: The Movie
Quote: “All is a mystery, but he is a slave, who must struggle to penetrate the dark veil.” -Benjamin Disraeli
