Hometown: Parts Unknown

Likes: People who are passionate about what they love, knives that can cut through tin cans or boots, the Electric Slide, imported beer, the wisdom of Yoda, Jell-O, karaoke

Dislikes: Pickles, popped collars, the overuse of “epic” or “fail” or “FTW,” reggaeton, drama queens, high fives, people who wait until they get to the front of the line before they decide what to order, anyone who buys a vowel on Wheel of Fortune, slow drivers in the fast lane

Favorite Movies: The original Star Wars Trilogy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, the Back to the Future trilogy, Die Hard, The Matrix, Spider-Man 2, Superman II, The Dark Knight, The Wizard of Oz, Jaws, Step Brothers, Heat, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill (Volume 1 & 2), Inglorious Basterds, Grindhouse, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Office Space, Idiocracy, Dumb & Dumber, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Spaceballs, The Goonies, National Lampoon’s Animal House, Pretty In Pink, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Say Anything, Coming To America, Scream, The Blair Witch Project, Paranormal Activity, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Karate Kid, The Poseidon Adventure, King Kong, Boogie Nights, Requiem For A Dream, Forrest Gump, The Sandlot, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, WALL-E, Falling Down, E.T., True Romance, The Truman Show

Least Favorite Movies: Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Twilight, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, Remember Me, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Guilty Pleasure Movies: Saving Silverman, Weekend at Bernie’s, UHF, PCU, Undercover Brother, License to Drive, Mannequin, Can’t Buy Me Love, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Over The Top

Catchphrase: “Don’t just be famous… Be INFAMOUS.”

Hometown: Highlands, New Jersey

Likes: The chocolate crunchies in ice cream cake, using his fingers to frame shots of things happening in front of him, HBO, nice headphones, Netflix, bobbleheads, Legos, carbonated beverages

Dislikes: Coconut, Books at Borders with any kind of disfiguration, running into teachers from middle school, price modifying, quick dry white out that doesn’t dry quick enough

Favorite Movies: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou The Hidden Fortress, Rushmore, the Indiana Jones trilogy, Being John Malkovich, Jaws, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Clerks, Man on the Moon, City of Ember, Chasing Amy, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Blues Brothers, The Truman Show, Yojimbo, The Royal Tenenbaums, Primer, Blade Runner, Ratatouille, Moon, Children of Men, Spirited Away, Ocean’s Eleven, Watchmen, Cowboy Bebop, Cloverfield, Serenity, The Prestige

Guilty Pleasure Movies: My Fair Lady

Favorite Books: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, The Big Sleep, Sherlock Holmes, On Stranger Tides, H.P. Lovecraft, Napalm and Silly Putty

Catchphrase: “Don’t be a dick.”