The Kidd Has Your Ticket Into The Umbrella Corporation To See Resident Evil: Afterlife In 3-D
Milla Jovovich in 3-D? Where does The Kidd sign up? After taking a look at the latest trailer for RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE in front of PIRANHA 3D, I was really struck by how fantastic the extra dimension looked… something we haven’t been able to say much lately. But, with the newest installment of the RESIDENT EVIL series actually shot in 3-D, you can clearly see the difference.
There are people who absolutely love RESIDENT EVIL. They love the games, the movies, the whole universe… and then, on the other end of things, there are those who can’t stand it. The Kidd probably falls in the middle, but it’s a positive sign that I’m at least willing to head into RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE with an open mind, ready to give it a shot. And I have the opportunity for you to do that with me.
The Kidd is hosting an advance screening of RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE in Miami at the AMC Sunset Place 24 on Thursday, September 9, at 7:30 p.m., and, if you want tickets to the show, it’s going to be pretty easy for you to establish yourself as someone who should be in attendance.
Alice has been battling the Umbrella Corporation for quite some time now, but that doesn’t mean you have. In fact, The Kidd would like to think that we’ve moved past the violence into a peaceful world, a world where we all get along. With that sentiment in mind, The Kidd wants you to send in a picture of you using an umbrella for some alternative purpose other than what it is clearly intended to do. After all, if we’re living together in harmony, then the Umbrella Corporation is going to have to be there for us in our times of need… and, for the purposes of this contest, we need umbrellas to do something more than sheltering us from the rain.
And, yes, I am well aware that the Umbrella Corporation is a genetic research facility, but thanks for pointing that out, Mr. Party Pooper.
The Kidd will pick the best, most unique, most creative entries from what comes in, and those people are strapping on some 3-D glasses to see RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE with me.
All entry images must be no larger than 30KB, so make sure you resize them before you send them in. If it’s bigger than that cut-off, then you’re cut-off and out of the contest, so don’t get yourself disqualified.
E-mail your pictures to Contests@InfamousKidd.com with the following subject line exactly:
UMBRELLA-ELLA-ELLA
If you don’t have that subject line exactly, then you don’t have an entry. So cut and paste it, if you must, and be sure you have it perfectly, in all CAPS with the hyphens, or your entry will never even reach us. There’s a specific reason for the subject line needing to be exact, so, if you can’t even follow our first simple instruction than you are done before you ever really got going.
Also, be sure to include your name. This is a MUST. If your entry has no name, it doesn’t exist. I can’t give prizes to people with no name. I also don’t search for names or hunt for names, so, if your name isn’t clearly visible on your entry, then you’re out. Your name must be in the body of your e-mail. If it’s anywhere else, that’s too bad for you.
The deadline for this contest is Friday, September 3, at 5:00 p.m. Winners will be posted (with picture) on the site over the weekend. One entry per person per e-mail per name. Therefore, multiple or duplicate entries from duplicate or similar names will be disqualified, as we are able to see the names attached to the accounts you are sending your entries from. And, if you forget a piece of information or to resize the picture and try to send it in later, that counts as a multiple, so get it right the first time. After all, I’m not writing these instructions up for my health.
Also, if you cannot attend this screening, do not enter. If you can’t get a babysitter, don’t enter. If you can’t get out of work early enough, don’t enter. If you have class, homework, chores, prior engagements, or previous commitments that would prevent you from attending this screening, do not enter… unless, of course, you’re comfortable being ineligible to enter and win any further screening passes.
All decisions and rulings are those of The Kidd’s, and my word is final.
Knowing what many of you have come up with before when your creativity is called into play, I anticipate some truly bizarre and interesting umbrella usage for this contest… and believe me… I am absolutely looking forward to seeing them all.
Good luck to you all all all ay ay ay.
