The Kidd Invites You To Bear Witness To The Last Exorcism
Alright, boys and girls. It’s time for some good old-fashioned horror. The Kidd’s not talking about the kind that has cats jumping out from off-screen at you when you think it’s the boogeyman. Oh, no… this is the devil taking possession of some poor unsuspecting soul, and doing horrendous things to it, because… well, because it can. Over the years, there have been numerous films out there dealing with possession, and each one of them was creepy as hell to me, probably because I totally believe in it, and have some tiny fear that one day it’s going to happen to me, even though the odds are greater that a piano will materialize in mid-air and fall directly on me, crushing me to death.
It just so happens that The Kidd has an invitation for you to be creeped out with me, and bear witness to THE LAST EXORCISM. Lionsgate has presented me with the opportunity to take some of you along for the ride, and I intend to take full advantage of their offer… mostly because I refuse to be alone in the dark when all this is going down.
Thursday night, August 19 at the AMC Aventura 24 is the when and where THE LAST EXORCISM is going to happen. The how… well, that’s what is going to factor into The Kidd’s decision as to who will be fortunate enough to see this with me. If you want to find your name on my winners’ list to receive a pass (good for you and a guest), then you’re going to have to answer one very simple question for me…
In the event that you were ever possessed by the devil, what is the one thing you would absolutely fear you would be forced to do while you weren’t in control?
We’ve seen the pea soup vomit, the spider walk, heads spinning a full 360 degrees, naughty things done with crucifixes, and more. If I’ve seen it, then that’s not your answer. I mean, it can be, but it won’t win you anything. I want something completely original, something personal to you, that you fear most the devil would make you do while under his possession. Be among the best entries, and you’re getting tickets to see the advance screening of THE LAST EXORCISM with The Kidd.
E-mail your entries to Contests@InfamousKidd.com with the following subject line exactly:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
If you don’t have that subject line exactly, then you don’t have an entry. So cut and paste it, if you must, and be sure you have it perfectly, in all CAPS, or your entry will never even reach us. There’s a specific reason for the subject line needing to be exact, so, if you can’t even follow our first simple instruction than you are done before you ever really got going.
Next, be sure to include your name. This is a MUST. If your entry has no name, it doesn’t exist. I can’t give prizes to people with no name. I also don’t search for names or hunt for names, so, if your name isn’t clearly visible on your entry, then you’re out. Your name must be in the body of your e-mail. If it’s anywhere else, that’s too bad for you.
The deadline for this contest is Wednesday, August 18, at 12:00 Noon. Winners will be notified via e-mail and also posted on the site that same afternoon, giving you at least 24 hours notice. One entry per person per e-mail per name. Therefore, multiple or duplicate entries from duplicate or similar names will be disqualified, as we are able to see the names attached to the accounts you are sending your entries from. And, if you forget a piece of information and try to send it in later, that counts as a multiple, so get it right the first time. After all, I’m not writing these instructions up for my health.
Also, if you cannot attend this screening, do not enter. If you can’t get a babysitter, don’t enter. If you can’t get out of work early enough, don’t enter. If you have class, homework, chores, prior engagements, or previous commitments that would prevent you from attending this screening, do not enter… unless, of course, you’re comfortable being ineligible to enter and win any further screening passes. Therefore, enter at your own risk.
All decisions and rulings are those of The Kidd’s, and my word is final.
Search your deepest, darkest fears, because if it speaks to The Kidd, I’m going to speak to you with notice that you’re coming with me to observe THE LAST EXORCISM. Good luck to you. You’re going to need it.
AWWWWW!!!! I wish I could enter and go. =[
Dammit, why did I have to go to school Mon-Thurs?
You’re breaking my heart here, Billy!!!!