The Piranha Are Coming To Get You If You’re Chilling In A Bikini In This New Poster
The Kidd is not ashamed to admit that I am really looking forward to seeing PIRANHA 3-D. I can’t wait to see Richard Dreyfuss and Christopher Lloyd back in action. I really want to see Elisabeth Shue after all these years. Ving Rhames…? Where’ve you been lately, man? We’ve missed you. Jerry O’Connell…? Okay, he I could do without, but I’ll take him if it means getting prehistoric piranhas terrorizing a lake during Spring Break.
Of course, there wouldn’t be a problem if everyone would just get in their cars and drive away from the lake, since piranha don’t have the ability to do anything on land… but that’s what I love about this movie. It doesn’t take itself seriously at all. It’s going to be completely campy, and it involves hot chicks in bikinis probably getting eaten. What more could you want?
How about a poster that conveys all of those elements into one nice package? That works for me. Here’s the new one sheet for PIRANHA 3-D that rips off a lot of the original JAWS one sheet, and who can blame them? The imminent danger in the JAWS poster worked for that film. Let’s see if the second time’s the charm.
