These Bizarre Dreamers Can Wake Up In The Reality That They’re Going To See Inception
Man, this was a tough one. With INCEPTION being The Kidd’s most-anticipated movie of the summer and clearly all of yours, everyone who submitted an entry into this dream contest really dug deep into their memories for some bizarre, messed-up, crazy dreams that have run through their head at one time or another, some even repeatedly. Quite a few of these dreams were downright hilarious, while I can imagine how terrifying others may have been. All I can tell you is that some of you may want to seek help, because you have got some really weird stuff going on inside your head once you close your eyes. The other thing I can tell you is that, after careful deliberation (which included me changing my mind on the last 2 people about 5 times since I started writing this) these 25 strange dreamers are going to see the advance screening of INCEPTION:
- Stefano Bolanos
- Maria Cardoza
- Andres Cruz
- Marc Ferman
- Alexander Ferrer
- Megan Figueroa
- Edgar Flores
- Bruno Giambroni
- Janessa Gomez
- Michael Gonzalez
- Armando Guerrero
- Pablo Haspel
- Mauricio Hawkings
- Sammantha Hernandez
- David Izquierdo
- Pedro Izquierdo
- Jessica Ramirez
- Felicia Ramsaran
- Russell Reichman
- Claudia Rodriguez
- Nancy Sarmiento
- Michael Sauer
- Marcus Thomas
- Ernesto Torres
- Armando Valenzuela
That’s it. That’s the list.
Congratulations to you weirdos who find your name listed. This really was a hard-fought battle, but somehow your dream resonated enough with me for you to claim victory for the advance screening of INCEPTION on Monday night, July 12, at 7:30 p.m. at the AMC Aventura in Miami. For your efforts, you will each be receiving 1 Admit-2 pass (good for you and a guest) for the movie, and here are the details for picking them up.
The Kidd will be inside the entrance to AMC Aventura 24 on the first floor starting at 6:00 p.m., all the way until 6:45. Show me your photo ID, so I can verify that you are who you say that you are, and you’ll claim your winnings. All passes must be picked up by the name we have on our list, and passes are non-transferable. NO SUBSTITUTES!!! Also, once the clock ticks 6:45, your passes will be gone, distributed to random people who happen to be in the right place at the right time, so be there early and on-time, or you’re going to be without a ticket into the show. You have a 45 minute window to pick up your tickets, so don’t be late.
In addition, if your name is on our list, we expect you to pick up your passes. We want to make sure we have as many Kiddos in that packed house as possible, and your entry into this contest told us that you were absolutely, positively sure that you could make it. We expect you to make it. Because of the demand for this film, if you no-show this screening, you will be ineligible to win passes of any kind from me until the end of the year. However, in the event that you don’t think you can make it, I will give you until midnight on Sunday night to notify me via e-mail, and I’ll consider it no harm, no foul. From there, I will select the best of the entries that didn’t make the cut, and those people will be given a second chance at INCEPTION.
Remember… just because you have won passes does not mean you have won seats, as the screening is first-come, first-served. The show starts at 7:30 p.m., so the earlier you show up to grab your prize, the better off you’ll be. Just know that The Kidd doesn’t control the door, so it isn’t up to me who gets in and who doesn’t at that point. I’ll get you in the line, but when you show up is really going to determine if that means you get inside the theatre. You might even want to have your friends get in line and stay there, while you pick up the passes. I cannot stress this enough – SHOW UP EARLY! This will be a packed house, and, in order to guarantee that the theatre is full, it has been overbooked, so it’s very likely that people may be turned away at the door who don’t get in. You don’t want to be one of those people. So I cannot stress enough for you again to get there early, because, as you can see, we’re packing as many of our readers into that theatre as possible, and I absolutely would love for all of you to be inside once the projector starts rolling.
If you have any questions, feel free to e-mail me. If you cannot make it, absolutely e-mail me.
Otherwise, I will be seeing you all Monday night for INCEPTION.
Yipppeeeee. I won