Want To See The Expendables? Then You’ll Have To Be Expendable
Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, former UFC champion Randy Couture, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, and cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger, all in the same movie? That sounds crazy. It also sounds like THE EXPENDABLES, the new action movie from Lionsgate that puts together the most macho, testosterone-driven cast to shoot some big guns and blow plenty of stuff up. I feel like I should wrestle a bengal tiger and then eat a slab of raw meat to prove my manliness in order to see this one
Wild animals and hunks of beef aren’t necessary, but, if you want the chance to see the advance screening of THE EXPENDABLES on Monday, August 9, at the AMC Aventura 24, you are going to prove that you do belong with this action crowd. That doesn’t mean you have to prove any bit of manliness, ladies… but you are going to prove that you are action-packed, and the same thing goes for the fellas.
If you want in on THE EXPENDABLES, then you are going to have to send in a picture of you in your best action movie pose. That’s it. I don’t think any further details are necessary. If you don’t know what that means, then you don’t belong in this contest to begin with. Plus, I don’t want to give any hints as to what I might be looking for in some of your ideas. However you interpret it though, the result should be an image that proves you belong and can definitely hang with any one of Stallone’s crew.
E-mail your entries to Contests@InfamousKidd.com with the following subject line exactly:
I AM EXPENDABLE
If you don’t have that subject line exactly, then you don’t have an entry. So cut and paste it, if you must, and be sure you have it perfectly, in all CAPS, or your entry will never even reach us. There’s a specific reason for the subject line needing to be exact, so, if you can’t even follow our first simple instruction than you are done before you ever really got going.
Next, be sure to include your name. This is a MUST. If your entry has no name, it doesn’t exist. I can’t give prizes to people with no name. I also don’t search for names or hunt for names, so, if your name isn’t clearly visible on your entry, then you’re out. Your name must be in the body of your e-mail. If it’s anywhere else, that’s too bad for you.
All images must be included in the body of the e-mail, and NOT as an attachment. In addition, because there have been issues previously with the size of images sent in for picture contests, all entry images must be no larger than 30KB.
The deadline for this contest is Friday, August 6, at 5:00 p.m. Winners will be notified via e-mail, and then posted (with picture) on the site over the weekend. One entry per person per e-mail per name. Therefore, multiple or duplicate entries from duplicate or similar names will be disqualified, as we are able to see the names attached to the accounts you are sending your entries from. And, if you forget a piece of information and try to send it in later, that counts as a multiple, so get it right the first time. After all, I’m not writing these instructions up for my health.
Also, if you cannot attend this screening, do not enter. If you can’t get a babysitter, don’t enter. If you can’t get out of work early enough, don’t enter. If you have class, homework, chores, prior engagements, or previous commitments that would prevent you from attending this screening, do not enter… unless, of course, you’re comfortable being ineligible to enter and win any further screening passes.
All decisions and rulings are those of The Kidd’s, and my word is final.
Only 30 of you (and your guest) are going to win the chance to check out THE EXPENDABLES with The Kidd, so make your picture stand out and make it good. That’s the only way to put yourself in a position to show that you could be one of THE EXPENDABLES.
Good luck to you all.
