What Letter Would You Wear To See Easy A?
When The Kidd heard about a teen comedy starring Emma Stone that would have her pretending to take guys’ virginity for a price in order to make them popularity and boost their reputations, I was ready to see it immediately. Well, it wasn’t to be that quickly, but, after waiting patiently, EASY A is here, and The Kidd is now officially ready to see it. And guess what…? That means you’re officially ready to see it as well, because, as The Kidd goes, you go… and if I’m hosting an advance screening of EASY A down in South Florida, it means I want you to be in attendance.
The Kidd’s got tickets to see EASY A on Thursday night, September 16, at 7:30 p.m. at the Regal South Beach Cinema 18 in Miami, so, if you want ‘em, you’ve got tickets to see EASY A with me. But you’re going to have to wear a certain letter loud and proud, so we all know who you really are.
EASY A loosely follows the premise of THE SCARLET LETTER, where Demi Moore has to publicly wear a scarlet “A” for adultery, humiliating her in front of anyone who sees her (and yes, I am aware that The Scarlet Letter was a Hawthorne novel first). Therefore, it’s your turn to wear some type of letter to signify what you stand for. It doesn’t necessarily have to be embarrassing or humiliating in any way… but it couldn’t hurt, if you truly want to stand out amongst everyone else enough to win tickets.
Send in the scarlet letter you would have to wear to acknowledge your true self, and then also fill The Kidd in on what that letter stands for, since I’m definitely no mind reader. The best entries will score passes for themselves and a guest to check out EASY A with me.
E-mail your letters to Contests@InfamousKidd.com with the following subject line exactly:
C IS FOR COOKIE
If you don’t have that subject line exactly, then you don’t have an entry. So cut and paste it, if you must, and be sure you have it perfectly, in all CAPS, or your entry will never even reach us. There’s a specific reason for the subject line needing to be exact, so, if you can’t even follow our first simple instruction, then you are done before you ever really got going.
Also, be sure to include your name. This is a MUST. If your entry has no name, it doesn’t exist. I can’t give prizes to people with no name. I also don’t search for names or hunt for names, so, if your name isn’t clearly visible on your entry, then you’re out. Your name must be in the body of your e-mail. If it’s anywhere else, that’s too bad for you.
The deadline for this contest is Tuesday, September 14, at 12:00 Noon. Winners will be posted on the site later that day and notified via e-mail. One entry per person per e-mail per name. Therefore, multiple or duplicate entries from duplicate or similar names will be disqualified, as we are able to see the names attached to the accounts you are sending your entries from. And, if you forget a piece of information and try to send it in later, that counts as a multiple, so get it right the first time. After all, I’m not writing these instructions up for my health.
Also, if you cannot attend this screening, do not enter. If you can’t get a babysitter, don’t enter. If you can’t get out of work early enough, don’t enter. If you have class, homework, chores, prior engagements, or previous commitments that would prevent you from attending this screening, do not enter… unless, of course, you’re comfortable being ineligible to enter and win any further screening passes.
All decisions and rulings are those of The Kidd’s, and my word is final.
Let’s see what letters you come up with and what they say about you. I’m pretty sure I’d be sporting the letter “A” myself, but I’ll leave it up to you to interpret what it’d mean.
Good luck.
